Cynthia! Remember that discussion we had earlier? Well, I'd like to take you up on it now.
( Locked from Canada )

[Oh, hello, Guide. If you're tuned in on this lovely day, you may notice a horse in place of your usual bow-tie clad, tweed-wearing man. Actually, it's more of  a pony, really. A not pleased-looking pony. But judging from his tone...]

Oh, this is probably the best event I've seen! And I say best because nothing spawned from it has tried to eat me. ( Read more... )

[To residents of the Thor: Do you know what time it is? Hint: Not Adventure Time. Nope, it's convention time!

The planet has definitely piqued the Doctor's interest. Planets always pique the Doctor's interest, but here he is, on Galacticon, deep in the science-fiction section, foraying the loot--and getting mobbed. But more on that later. Much later ( Read more... )

[Hello, Thor-ites! You'll probably be noticing something on your screen right about now. More specifically, you will be noticing this man's lovely mug, looking dead tired and trying his very best to breathe quietly. This man has been places unimaginable, seen terrifying creatures, even gone where angels fear to tread.

But he had never, ever seen a ( Read more... )

[Hey, citizens of the Thor, remember waaaay back when Yoruichi was delivering sex bombs? Well, guess who got one?

If you're guessing this guy here, you'd be right.

And as it happens, he opened it, thinking the golden thing was just a glorified Glade product. Well, he was wrong. He has been mysteriously plagued by people trying to win his affections ( Read more... )

[The feed opens with the sound of a laser being fired. Soon after that comes words.]

Of course they use real lasers. It couldn’t be a normal theme park planet, could it?

[There’s a scoff, and another voice.] Apparently no. How’s this a game again, if the lasers are real?

I don’t know, but I very much don’t want to play, especially since there is an ( Read more... )

[Hello, Thor and Sif residents. Here's the Doctor, clearing his throat and giving you all an Doctor-y smile.]

Hello everyone! I'd say it's going pretty well for being attached to another ship all of the sudden. Not that the other ship is bad. Unless it is, but I'm not sure, I haven't been around to it yet, and I'm sure most of you have.

That's beside ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on, and almost right away there is a sigh. But the Doctor soon collects himself, and begins to speak, sounding very tired.]

First of all, I very much did want to go on the planet. I mean, it's a planet. You can't just expect anyone to ignore a big, dangerous-sounding planet that isn't even the right shape.

[Now he's slightly annoyed, ( Read more... )

[At first, you don't see anything; it seems the guide was turned on accidentally, and is now in the Doctor's pocket. And--wait, was that a big ultraviolet light that just passed by the camera? Probably. Suddenly the Doctor's voice comes in, a little muffled, not sounding too happy.]

Excuse me, but could you please-- [cough] --put that out?

[Another ( Read more... )

[Hello, Residents of the Thor. If you happen to look at your guide, you'll see a brief static, then a close up of someone's green eye. Apparently whoever they belong to is satisfied, and the picture pulls back to reveal a smiling man in a bowtie.]

Ah, there it is, knew I could get it working. Hello everyone!

[As you might have noticed, the man has ( Read more... )